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#11: What I did on my holidays

Invent a religion. Build a server. Whatever you do, stay alive.

A pencil sketch of a man and a woman in their seventies, sitting on a bench on a pier with the Bay Bridge in the background. The man is wearing glasses and has an austere, professorial air; the woman has shoulder-length hair and a kindly expression (although in fact, she is the one who's actually a professor). A handwritten caption says: "SF Ferry Building w/ Mum and Dad, Wed 2025/11/12."

My dad said this sketch made my mum look like a surviving Neanderthal. Love you both πŸ’š 

Hello again, friends. It’s been too long. For those in the USA, did you have a nice holiday period? Mine was rather eventful.

I happened to have the first two weeks of November off work, and then I got really sick, and then it was Thanksgiving. So all in all, I spent a weirdly high proportion of the last 4-5 weeks off work. Here are some things I got up to:

  • Had a lovely staycation in San Francisco with my parents.

  • Went to several really nice Italian restaurants.

  • Worked on my home server.

  • Started learning Spanish.

  • Had a relatively severe suicidal episode.

  • Had a sustained mental health crisis.

  • Had a religious experience.

  • β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ.

  • Realised that I needed to invent my own religion, then began doing so.

  • Embraced radical acceptance. (It was initially "radical self-acceptance", but I realised that was too pussy.)

  • Checked my emails.

  • Finally bought a record player. This was a long-held plan, not the result of mania, and any resemblance of this blog post to a manic episode is strictly for entertainment, comedy, and/or artistic purposes.

  • Embraced radical honesty.

  • β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ.

  • Had an unpleasant but highly instructive parasocial-emotional spiral with ChatGPT. I swear, this isn't what it sounds like.

  • Okay, maybe this is getting a bit too radically honest? Better say that some of these bullet points are fictional, so there is plausible deniability for each one and nobody gets too worried about me.

  • Learned how to fly, just like in So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

  • Learned about DBT.

  • Learned about Linux.

  • Got totally, devastatingly clocked as one of those annoying Linux people who talk about Linux at any opportunity.

  • Learned a small amount, just enough to terrify me, about network engineering.

  • Asked for help.

  • Received help.

  • β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ.

  • Drove a boat, and parked it well. For a first-timer, at least.

  • Heard a horror story.

  • Shot a man in Star City, for no particular reason. Don't worry, we're chill now.

  • Set up my first Docker container.

  • Had a really nice dinner with new people.

  • Made a GitHub account.

  • Made art.

  • Made a vow before God to publish this newsletter more consistently.

  • β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ.

  • Remembered that I am surrounded by people who love me and care about me.

  • Asked for help.

  • Received help.

  • Looked at the moon.

  • Felt so, so proud to be alive.

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Shall we do the headlines?

[JAUNTY JAZZ MUZAK ENSUES]

I’m a bit late in promoting it, thanks to aforementioned holidays and mental health crisis. But I’m rather proud of this dispatch about San Francisco’s modest, fragile rebirth β€” featuring robot fight nights, an Instagram mayor, and a 158-year-old restaurant.

A robot rumble in Fog City, Aug 2025. PIC: Ultimate Fighting Bots

It’s an attempt to push back against what California state officials described as a "campaign of terror" by the Trump administration. doing the bidding of criminal illegal aliens." A White House spokesperson responded that β€œGavin Newscum” was β€œdoing the bidding of criminal illegal aliens.”

CBP officers arrest a man in Camarillo, CA this July. PIC: Blake Fagan/AFP via Getty Images

After 20 years of delays, the federal ID standards recommended by the 9/11 Commission is finally mandatory. Now you’ll have to pay $45 for extra screening if you try to rock up with a non-compliant ID.

PIC: AP Photo/Tony Gutierrez

As always, you can find me on Bluesky here, on X here, and read my recent stories for The Independent here.

And hey, thanks for being here. I really mean it.